Below is an artist's rendition of the may 21'st robbery of a local branch of the UAP. One George Fontaine escaped apprehension by deputies early Saturday morning after stealing nearly $50,000 from the vaults of the local bank. Anyone with information should call their local Police department regarding the whereabouts of this man. His most prominent features are his unusually squinted and beady eyes, his spindly handlebar moustache, his irrational gravitation toward metallica merchandise, and a general conformity with idyllic dodgy and most questionable tendencies. He was last seen wearing a beret and small black eye covering while carrying a large canvas bag with an imprinted dollar sign.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Alright, I have to admit it. I like the Gilmore Girls. Their fast talking, pop referencing conversations have taken me unawares. I let my guard down for maybe 3 episodes, and BAM! 8 months later I have just started the 7th and final season, and am sad we're almost done watching them.