Below is an artist's rendition of the may 21'st robbery of a local branch of the UAP. One George Fontaine escaped apprehension by deputies early Saturday morning after stealing nearly $50,000 from the vaults of the local bank. Anyone with information should call their local Police department regarding the whereabouts of this man. His most prominent features are his unusually squinted and beady eyes, his spindly handlebar moustache, his irrational gravitation toward metallica merchandise, and a general conformity with idyllic dodgy and most questionable tendencies. He was last seen wearing a beret and small black eye covering while carrying a large canvas bag with an imprinted dollar sign.